I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
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I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
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"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
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