That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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