Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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