sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
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