turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
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I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
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FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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