I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
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Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
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I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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