i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Dick very happy bro
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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