What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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