Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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