spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I am spending my child support on dildos
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
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Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
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How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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