Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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