The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
It's blow job season.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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