I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I just want to make out with him forever
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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