You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
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Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
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If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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