Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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