bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
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Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
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I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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