i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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