i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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