Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Randomize