she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
There was a lot of him and a little penis
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Randomize
