Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
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all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
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I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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