So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I think I won the penis lottery.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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