lets start a swedish sibling band together
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
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Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
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i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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