And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
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