Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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