and she was petting her beer can
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
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My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
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You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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