He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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