i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I will pee on everything he values.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Randomize
