So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
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I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
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I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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