thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
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What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
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He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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