she was so not down for the gang bang
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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