Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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