I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
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like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
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You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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