Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
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I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
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Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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