have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
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