The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
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All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
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His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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