You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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