just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
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im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
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Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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