I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
Randomize
