I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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