how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
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Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
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You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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