Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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