i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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