I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
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it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
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which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
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