You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
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