i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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