O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
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Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
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Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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