i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Randomize
