Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
He? As in you personified your dick?
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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