maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
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