now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
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Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
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you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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