grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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