My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
How's work?
Spinning.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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