No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
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She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
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No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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