Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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