Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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