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I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god

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you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary

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(305): View more from Florida

Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:

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(503): View more from Oregon

I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"

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(803): View more from South Carolina

this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie

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(604): View more from British Columbia

I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.

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(858): View more from California

But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.

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(936): View more from Texas

I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.

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(623): View more from Arizona

"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"

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