I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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