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(931): View more from Tennessee

Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.

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(309): View more from Illinois

just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.

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(765): View more from Indiana

I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..

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(973): View more from New Jersey

searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy

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(360): View more from Washington

I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children

(1-617): View more from Massachusetts

Maybe you should talk to him first

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