NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
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It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
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Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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